You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
vermonter
Junk drawers? How about entire boxes! And you never worry about having a cable you might need when you buy something whether it's audio, video, telephone, cable, ...
Nowadays, I could say from my Transporter and Squeezebox but the ID actually comes from my job as a wireless engineer.
...you keep a straight face when you tell your friends that your next turntable is going to be a Milky Stork.