You know you're an audiophile if--

You enjoy totaling up the "full retail" cost of your whole system just to shock yourself that you own such an expensive system, but refuse to tell anyone else that figure.

Use said system above to listen to listen to bootleg Springsteen concerts.

You have a party and spend much of the evening answering questions like "those blinking blue LEDs plugged into the outlets are not a security system - they're Noise Harvesters," then of course have to try to explain what a noise harvester is.

You freak out if you can't think of anything to upgrade.

...even Joachim Phoenix thinks you're nuts.

You can't get off a merry-go-round.

You plan your vacations with special stops to Audio Stores and Audio related stuff.

I took the Wife for a trip through Tennessee starting at Memphis. Surprise, Memphis just happens to be the place where Eggleston Works is located. Eggleston Works is the factory that made my Andra 2 speakers.
It sure was a nice tour of the facility. Oh, the rest of Memphis and Elvis's mansion was ok.