You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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You finally finish putting together that perfect system and you already know what you are going to replace each piece of it with in the future!
You can't make love to your wife without the stereo on!

You stop in the middle of making love to flip the record!