It's a Bad Movie, But It Was Fun to Watch Anyway

LUGGAGE OF THE GODS - This is the story of how a lost tribe of cave people discover civilization when suitcases fall from a passing jet.

THE BIG BUS - Spoof of disaster films, in which a gigantic nuclear powered bus--containing a swimming pool, a bowling alley, and a piano bar; goes out of control and nearly crashes while making a coast-to-coast journey.

DARK STAR - A team of astronauts manning the beat-up spaceship Dark Star are on a mission across the universe to seek out and destroy unstable planets. The journey is wrought with mishaps, and danger seems to come from the most unexpected places. There are misbehaving pet aliens, suicidal bombs that see no reason to live and want to blow themselves up, frozen crewmates dispensing advice from beyond the grave; and a surly, unhelpful main computer that holds the men it serves in total contempt. Despite all these problems, the crew is still bored to the brink of madness.

THE IRON LADIES - The film is about a Thai volleyball team made up of gays, transvestites, a transsexual and one allegedly straight member. Locked out of volleyball courts, scorned by the league, the victims of cheating and pigheaded officials, they fight their way to the national finals. Think of "The Mighty Ducks," with a slight adjustment in spelling.