Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

I'm buying up supplies of pens...
After reading the link supplied by mdhoover...
Read the review and golly a pile of pens in a bag make MORE OF A DIFFERENCE that the clock!
I usually refrain from bags filled with anything in my listening environment... but now... Little bags of pens brighten my future.
(and do the KINDS of bags make a difference?)
Paper lunch bags?
Store sleeve style bags?
tiny shopping bags with tiny twine handles?
Gift bags with sparkles?
A whole new world has opened before me....
And what about the kind of pens?
Mechanical pencils?
Fountain pens?
Rare Antique fountain pens?
Bic pens?
Parker T-ball Jotters? (are they still available?)

01-29-06: Zaikesman

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OMG, I LOL'ed, LMAO'ed, and even ROFLMAO'ed!

Well played sir!

>The CLC is a time travel device. It minimizes the time difference between the time captured on the recording and the current time<

Well Audioaril you'd better tell Kirk and Spock so they don't corrupt the time space continuum when they warp back to the 21st century to check this out. Although if the clock is powered by dilithium crystals, it may prevent any such occurrence. Beam me up Scotty.

I wouldn't be so sure that these guys fall under the legal definition of consumer fraud. All they claim is that if you put the clock in your listening room, your system will sound better. And they have testimonials from customers confirming this. That would seem to put them in the clear.

Elizabeth, make sure they are all Cryo'ed first....;)