They are made by Chinese Elves!
They have evil spirits lurking inside, with bad vibes constantly emanating from them.
They are constantly breaking down.
They make other audiophiles smurk when they see it in your system.
They sound like chopped horsemanure.
They smell.
They look stupid.
They never work properly.
They are made by Chinese Elves with bad breath and who are flatulent.
That is why I use one.