Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

My favorite is EAR

I think that "Eichmann Bullets" was a most unfortunate name for a product, given the Holocaust...

Another good candidate is Manley Shrimp. What is manly about (it) being a shrimp?

With no inference as to the sound, I find these names to be amusing:

Rethm gives me the impression that they 'nearly' provide rhythm.

Virtual Dynamics isn't bad until you use the acronym.

Audio Note...is that all I get, only one note?

Valve Amplification Company...powered by what, Electron Mover power cords? On the other hand, the shortened "VAC" is rather virile.

Coincident(ly), they just might sound good to you.

Pipedreams. To own them, or to get them to sound like I want?

Pass, just too easy to write the review.

Nad, the stereo to buy when you wanna hava ball.

Gallo, I listen to what I drink....I love you maaaan.

Creek, where you'll be when you buy this stuff.

Beveridge, another hi fi brand that wants to be a drink, I see a pattern here.

MIT Terminator, screw higher learning, I just want to listen to "Dark Side Of The Moon" again.

Transparent, how do you find the stuff once you misplace it, must be even harder when listening to the Gallo speakers?

Monster X-terminator, worked at my house, I don't see many monsters any more.