Have you noticed that

When an ad says, "Won't last at this price.", what exactly does that mean?

I really didn't even know there was an audio museum, but there must be one, and they must be liquidating their collection. What else could explain the amount of gear from the 1970s and 1980s graded 9/10?

And when someone refers to "non-smoking", is he referring to the gear or the owner?

And what about all of this gear with religious names. Not just Judeo/Christian, but Easten religions as well. It's best that I do not get too specific, but you know who you are. I didn't even know that God needed power cables.....anyone's god.

As the original poster here, let me emphasize no disrespect was intended to Tyler or Jolida. They're smart to use Audiogon as a relatively inexpensive way to get the word out to an audience with guys like me who spend entirely too much time poring over the "New Today" list.

Thanks to those who understood that this post was made with tongue firmly in cheek, and thanks for the witty follow-ups.

Hate to sell, but need money for:
new house
knocked-up girl friend
bail
I'm late, and my bookie is going to have my legs broken

Must sacrifice, need Parrot food immediatley.