Anyone ever try ear candles for better listening?

I tried one of those ear flushers like the Master Blaster but when I tried to clean my right ear all of the water just came gushing out of my left.

I guess I got both my ears and my brain cleaned out at the same time.

That's just earie Blblues

I tried them once and agree with Dweller, the residue inside the candle came from the candle burning down not my ear I am sure...

Looks like a furry caterpillar that came outta Blblues68's ear, he had a twig to hang on !
Had to be relieving to get that sucker out.

Does anyone remember that NIGHT GALLERY episode [Rod Serling's post TWIGHTLIGHT ZONE series] in which an insect gets placed inside a guy's ear, and it has to eat through the brain, because it can't back up? It was called:

THE CATERPILLAR*. "A bored colonial on a Malaysian plantation finds himself the victim of a gruesome assassination plot he had planned for someone else."