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You all are just closed minded!!

03-23-08: Hifisoundguy
You all are just closed minded!!

The most common retort of snake oil salesmen.

You all are just closed minded!!

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Jax2, are you telling them to take your "The Perch™" and stick it?

Damn, Albert, I think you've come up with my new slogan!

Just funnin' you HiFiGuy. Indeed my open mind does not extend to embrace some products and services, including the one you've pointed out here. I've got another opening where those kinds of products have a place, or rather perhaps an origin. Now "The Perch™" also takes up residence in the very same place so I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite in that respect. Needless to say, the sun don't shine in that special place, but there's plenty of quantum material to be had from there.