I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

From Kellys, a now closed stereo and music store in downtown Halifax comes these two true stories. Two young girls were browzing the record bins when one exclaims, "Oh look, Paul McCartney was with another group before Wings". And what was this guy smoking when he came in the store and went throught the Jimi Hendrix records and complained to an employee that Jimi hadn't any new records. "He's deceased," was the reply. "Okay," the stranger said," but he hasn't released anything new."....... That reminds me, I have a MCA vinyl copy, "Are You Experienced?" from 1997 never played.....Well, I'll try that today. Spin them black discs....don't need upsamping for this....

What's with all those rabbits showing up in Listener magazine?

Much like Jimi, Listener is "deceased". You don't have to worry about any more rabbits or issues showing up... Sean
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So I should stay away from rabbits?

An audiophile walks in to a strip club, and stares at the cones. ba-da-bump