Frogman, as far as I am concerned; and I don't mean for it to be offensive, but it's real. I preface this statement with the big "I", meaning one person, and one person only.
With all the musical knowledge you and Learsfool have combined, if you can not put it together to make a sound equivalent to this, it's moot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzgyO6ndjo
Now I know Learsfool is going to tell me he's got students who can produce music equivalent to this, so I'll excuse him.
The bottom line is the music, not the nuts and bolts.
Enjoy the music.