'green sharpie nonsense.' great idea to call it nonsense 'in theory', problem is, it works. So theory' aside, it works. I LOVE to hear all the theories why stuff cannot work, but does. Theory says bumblebees cannot fly. yet they do. (""According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
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Maybe you need to work on the theory.