High Fidelity Sex Objects

Any of you remember the Speaker Art speakers on display at CES about 6 or 7 years back that looked like HUGE phallic devices?

Yes, but most of the interested parties (male audiophiles) were just interested in purchasing one (instead of the pair).

My Big Young and teenage (almost eighteen-in speaker years) Dunlavy -SCV's, Each weighing 300 + lbs, slim, tall and deep, looking very sexy and performing wild, sexy, passionate and intense ORAL on me( I mean my ears). On my Sweet Spot. Oooh Baby!!!

Lusting for equipment is sure sign that you need to get laid...by a person. Oh, cornfed, my woman's boobs are wooden, you know, like Nancy R.'s. Happy Festivus!

OK OK OK. I was just trying to get your attention and show some sense of humour. And cornfedboy, I think you do actually get it. But on reflection your point about the Dragon was right -- it is a little plasticky. The 700 ZXL was quite sexy, however. If I remember correctly from the who are you posts, you have been around this business for quite some time so you would know that the Yamaha is a tuner. Their motorcycles, for example the R-1, is an exteremely high performance piece of gear but considerably less "sexy" than a Ducati or the new MV Augusta which may help you "get" my question. Mr Ohlala, my sexual frustration is limited to my boredom with uninteresting hi fi designs, hence my original post.