King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

hifitime Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 715 posts 09-29-2012 at 10:45pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Did you hear about the dumb family that traveled a few hundred miles going to Disneyland, but never made it? Well, there was a sign ahead that said Disneyland left, so they turned around and went home.
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nick_sr Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 263 posts 10-01-2012 at 12:10am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Two men walk into a bar, third man says duck!
nick_sr Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 263 posts 10-01-2012 at 12:12am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete What's the difference between a duck and a chicken? You can't get down with a chicken!
mezmo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 516 posts 10-01-2012 at 12:53pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete You put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car....half hour later, who'se happy to see you?