King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

polk432 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,116 posts 12-08-2012 at 09:36pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Groucho: Behind every good man stands a woman, and behind her stands his wife.
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csontos OP Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,275 posts 12-09-2012 at 07:09pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Ain it da trut
isochronism Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,447 posts 12-10-2012 at 12:03am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste! - Rodney Dangerfield
br3098 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 660 posts 12-14-2012 at 06:46am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite Dangerfield joke: In my town we had an ugly girl. So ugly that when two men broke into her apartment one night, she yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"