You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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Your local audio dealer sends you a sympathy card when someone in your family passes away, and it's signed by the the owner. (True story.)
Don't invite certain people (wife's best friend) to dinner parties because they have two 3 and 5 year old hellions that see my audio equipment as an extension to their play things. I really, really do not like the parents either. They blame me for having as they say, "a disease."
........your posting on this thread instead of eating Thanksgiving dinner.
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You finish reading this thread and go off on someone who paid big bucks for this high-end Cd player, just to sell it on the cheap because he didn't want to go buy everything again on vinyl and you laugh and laugh....just to realize that He just posted on this thread, too......

(true story...)
....you overhear some clods at a bar talking about a "3-way", and you think they're discussing a type of dynamic loudspeaker design.