You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
kinsekd
........your posting on this thread instead of eating Thanksgiving dinner.
:-)
You finish reading this thread and go off on someone who paid big bucks for this high-end Cd player, just to sell it on the cheap because he didn't want to go buy everything again on vinyl and you laugh and laugh....just to realize that He just posted on this thread, too......

(true story...)
....you overhear some clods at a bar talking about a "3-way", and you think they're discussing a type of dynamic loudspeaker design.
The bill collectors start calling.
That damn $$$ cable was such a good price, oh yeah.
You travel 2,500 miles across the country to see to see your significant other's family and within 5 minutes of arrival you're talking to your brother in law about tube vs transistor power amps.