Hmmm....I suspect it's too late for a 'sanity test', whatever that might consist of, much less indicate.
Damage control may be the best solution, although it will vary widely with the extent of the 'infection'.
Seems like a great opportunity for an entirely new therapeutic clinic coming to a strip mall near you.... Â Just think; interventions, complete with straitjackets and ear plugs. Â You might return home to find your equipment gone, the family gathered with the therapist to earnestly 'talk to you' about your 'problem'. Â A whole new 12 step 'solution' for you to be subjected to. Â All your vinyl recycled, your computer formatted, the 'man cave' caved in and redecorated in 'pleasant' florals....and way too much light....
Me? Â I'm not paranoid...I know *they're* after me...the cow-eyed bewilderment I can see on their faces when I talk to them about The Hobby. Â You should see what They have got planned for the 'Bass-ers'...you know, the ones with the insanely loud cars and trucks, all amps and woofers, setting off car alarms 2 blocks away. Â Inverse waveforms, fighting loud with 'negative loud'. Â They turn it up, wondering 'WTF?' Â Then shut it off and the car explodes...messy, but effective...
You've been warned....*insane and inane laughter*
Damage control may be the best solution, although it will vary widely with the extent of the 'infection'.
Seems like a great opportunity for an entirely new therapeutic clinic coming to a strip mall near you.... Â Just think; interventions, complete with straitjackets and ear plugs. Â You might return home to find your equipment gone, the family gathered with the therapist to earnestly 'talk to you' about your 'problem'. Â A whole new 12 step 'solution' for you to be subjected to. Â All your vinyl recycled, your computer formatted, the 'man cave' caved in and redecorated in 'pleasant' florals....and way too much light....
Me? Â I'm not paranoid...I know *they're* after me...the cow-eyed bewilderment I can see on their faces when I talk to them about The Hobby. Â You should see what They have got planned for the 'Bass-ers'...you know, the ones with the insanely loud cars and trucks, all amps and woofers, setting off car alarms 2 blocks away. Â Inverse waveforms, fighting loud with 'negative loud'. Â They turn it up, wondering 'WTF?' Â Then shut it off and the car explodes...messy, but effective...
You've been warned....*insane and inane laughter*

