Audiophiles should learn from people who created audio

To invent a side that doesn't exist to justify a stance so one can stand on their soapbox and say it with a straight face is sad, indeed. 
You're getting way too worked up about this. 

Hark! Is that the Pied Piper leading his rats to the sea?

No, rats are smarter

No, not to the sea, but away from the land of the trolls. 

Cool. Say hi to the flat earthers and Scientologists for me. Beware of those pesky body thetans on your way and keep Mr. Magic Rocks on speed dial. Might be wise to prepay for a few teleportation tweaks. Keep the pebbles in your left hand always and place the resonators between your fingers as a protection from information fields. A morphic message placed on the forehead will alert fellow travelers you're on the same quest. Safe travels. Be sure to send a past card.