Dealer: $24,000 including delivery and setup by 99 Virgins. Optional tonearm, $9,400, by the way the tonearm cures aids and cancer.
Fremer: Oh? Only $33,400 all in? Very reasonable. By the way, can the tonearm cure my neurosis?
Dealer: Sorry Fremer, I can only perform miracles in my power. I don't think anyone can cure that.
Fremer: Okay! Buy my DVD!

