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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors mint MFSL Beatles box, nor any other super cool LPs not yours.
Thou shalt honor thy neighbors LP collection, no matter how pitiful it seemeth to thou.
Whence thou selleth cartridges, thou shall REALLY tell how many hours on thy needle.
Give thy table setup person his due, for they have benefitted thee greatly.
honor old, broken and forgotten turntables, for they have gone before thee.
forgive thy forbearers who bought those Firestone Christmas albums/John denver albums/Herb alpert & the Tejuana Brass albums/Henry Mancini albums/Barbra Streisand albums.. and all those other forgotten drekketh cluttering thy secondhand store shelves, for they secretely helpeth thee in thy search for thine 'el cheapo' treasures by confusing and delaying thy competition.
Remember to be grateful to thy spouse, for thy spouse putteth up with thy fancy, and maketh room for thy stuff, unseemingly as it may be in thy spouses eye.
