Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Golly gee Guido, can the WMC give me a ride all the way to Mars?

Could it really make my old desktop radio sound like a ten foot tall Bose?

Last, I'm afraid to ask because it's too much to hope for.

Will the WMC allow me to go back in time.......to my childhood?

There was this wonderful girl in 8th grade named Barbara and she had very long legs and she used to sit.............Well, I'll tell you when I get back.

Good point Albertporter, the WMC of course works through the well known/proven audiophile-grade krypto-tachions engine.
Yes, it will let you get back in time, although that will require some extra programming to accomodate those long legs of her. Now about Mars travel. . . that would be very unethical on my part. . . first of all there is no breathable air on Mars, so you would be rather uncomfortable, secondly my friends at NASA would not appreciate the competition. . . it's kind of a conflict of interest thing for me, I hope you understand my rather delicate spacy position.

The latest posts have opened my eyes!
Of course! Presto!
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Albertporter,I have a pair of speakers from many years ago called Realistic,found them in the junk pile on garbage day.They sound just like 10 foot bose.E-mail and I will ship them for a nominal fee.

You guys must really be bored!