Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

The latest posts have opened my eyes!
Of course! Presto!
PRAY for better sound.
Catholic, Jehovah Witness, Follower of Jim Jones, Rev Moon, Dali Lama, Tao, Hot Babes, anybody!
Just pray/chant/etc. Get those cosmic vibes flowing.
The angels/spirits/etc. will make their home in your system and Fill you ears with celestial joy.
I have found a way to bottle the joy.
Just pour it on your system and experience it for yourself!
Only $899.99 per ounce.
Of course this pure essence is invisible, intangible, and totally inscutible.. so be careful not to tip the bottle over before standing over your system!
Refills are available for only $599.00.
Care to order? Email me! Pay by Western Union or cash, and get a second bottle for 1/2 price!

Albertporter,I have a pair of speakers from many years ago called Realistic,found them in the junk pile on garbage day.They sound just like 10 foot bose.E-mail and I will ship them for a nominal fee.

You guys must really be bored!

Elizabeth, your initiative to assist with 'Faith-based Audiophilia' is very laudable. Pray-for-sound is truly the same as putting your astral self in
touch with the cosmic weltgeist predicated through WMC.
In fact, I will here announce that I will refill any of your pray-for-sound Clever Little Bottles (CLB) through the pan-dymensional transferrance of WMC
for only $299 USD (+ shipping and handling, that is). And your customers won't even have to ship me their bottles for refill. I'll do everything through Astral subtle fluid superdynamics. completely safe, completely wireless.

I think I hear Chuck Barris coming with the gong....