Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

hrrrrumpf, he also stated in his own unauthorized memoirs that he may have been a sanctioner for a domestic intelligence agency that shall remain nameless in this thread. There are rampant rumors that some of the sanctionees were closet audiophiles. . . and these suffering people were processed before audiolib could restore humane dignity to them. No credibility I tell you!

Hmmm, methinks thou dost protest too much. I remember when this "memoir" you refer to was published. I remember hearing about the shocking revelations revealed that may or may not have ocurred. I would ask you then: If the enlightened Mr. Barris has no credibility, how is it that you have managed to obtain so many details on his life and career? Could it be that you yourself were a sanctioner for this nameless intelligence agency? Or, is it that you are one of the remaining embittered sanctionees? Reveal yourself, sir!! If you dare...

Sorry to see lesser quality, nay, imitation Bottled Joy has already being shamlessly advertised in these posts.
Is there no shame?
Guidocorona CLAIMS to be offering an equivalent product, but it is not the ORIGINAL, holier than thou Bottled JOY.
The low price alone should warn seekers of Bottled Joy that the imitation brand, sent via the aether is really no more than a cheap substitute.
Remember, only real Bottled Joy gives you that prayer-meeting fresh goodness.
And have we knocked this thread off course yet?
(Actually Guidocorona and I should form a LTD corporation to market the products....)
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And have we knocked this thread off course yet?

That would seem to be the plan, or alternately the effect of too much Lightning in a Bottle. ;-)

Wellfed, why do you suppose the purpose is to knock the thread off course? Initially, it was an appeal to give a plausible explanation for how it might work, then whether it worked, and then nonsense. Do we share this threads with luddites?