Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Sorry to see lesser quality, nay, imitation Bottled Joy has already being shamlessly advertised in these posts.
Is there no shame?
Guidocorona CLAIMS to be offering an equivalent product, but it is not the ORIGINAL, holier than thou Bottled JOY.
The low price alone should warn seekers of Bottled Joy that the imitation brand, sent via the aether is really no more than a cheap substitute.
Remember, only real Bottled Joy gives you that prayer-meeting fresh goodness.
And have we knocked this thread off course yet?
(Actually Guidocorona and I should form a LTD corporation to market the products....)
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And have we knocked this thread off course yet?

That would seem to be the plan, or alternately the effect of too much Lightning in a Bottle. ;-)

Wellfed, why do you suppose the purpose is to knock the thread off course? Initially, it was an appeal to give a plausible explanation for how it might work, then whether it worked, and then nonsense. Do we share this threads with luddites?

there is a competing product, the clc -- clever little cheddar -- its a block of cheese, you put it on top of your amp, as it heats and melts, it sucks distortion out of your equipment like a sponge...provides a great black background, lowers the noise floor and gives the room a pleasing odor...can also double as a vibration dampener or burger enhancer

Dgplo - that stinks!