Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

Especially when it sounds like BMW.
I much prefer Bowers and Wilkins.

legend audio's awareness was stalled when they made the name change, and they have never quite found new momentum. von gaylord creeps people out.

I found another one. The Audioharma cable cooker for quick breakin. It is used by a regular seller of cables here. I thought it was a mistake but several of the ads say that. Now why would anyone want to harm their cables prior to use go figure!

In the 1970s, Infinity made a series of very inexpensive speakers with very large margins that were only carried in major hi-fi chains they were called POS-1, POS-2, etc. The letters were an acronym for "piece of s**t". Actually, it is hardly the worst name for a piece of gear, as it quite accurately described both the sound and build quality. Truth in advertising.

There was a turntable in the '80s named Zarathustra Soliloquy!