Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

I found another one. The Audioharma cable cooker for quick breakin. It is used by a regular seller of cables here. I thought it was a mistake but several of the ads say that. Now why would anyone want to harm their cables prior to use go figure!

In the 1970s, Infinity made a series of very inexpensive speakers with very large margins that were only carried in major hi-fi chains they were called POS-1, POS-2, etc. The letters were an acronym for "piece of s**t". Actually, it is hardly the worst name for a piece of gear, as it quite accurately described both the sound and build quality. Truth in advertising.

There was a turntable in the '80s named Zarathustra Soliloquy!

Speking of Soliloquy, the speaker company is about, or already have ceased operation.

Marty, normally your posts are hysterically funny OR incredibly enlightening. However, this time you managed to do both!