Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

Apple's new iPod Hi-Fi. Oxymoron.

Don't get me wrong. I love my iPod (with Koss PortaPros). And the Hi-Fi is probably decent for what it is. But, it's akin to equating an SUV with a sports car. What do you say we exile all the ad copy writers to a barren island?

Aesthetix Calypso (wasn't that Jacques Cousteau's boat).

Cairn Fog.

The MMF tables "Make Money Fast" just seems to be anti-quality, not a brand but I dont think I could ever purchase from the "Audio Pimp" what a slap in the face :-)

How about the Jungson "Moon Harbor" CD player
It's probably pronounced "Yung-son" but in my mind I say "Junkson".