Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment


There is a CD player with a good reputation that goes by the name fog. I don't think any audiophile would want a CD player to sound foggy. What other names do you know which are a contradiction in terms or are simply unpleasant sounding.
mechans
The MMF tables "Make Money Fast" just seems to be anti-quality, not a brand but I dont think I could ever purchase from the "Audio Pimp" what a slap in the face :-)
How about the Jungson "Moon Harbor" CD player
It's probably pronounced "Yung-son" but in my mind I say "Junkson".