King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

mt10425 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,138 posts 10-03-2012 at 11:40am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Map, Groucho was too cerebral for some folks. I think he was funnier than Rodney but Rodney was a sympathetic character and Groucho a bit superior.
4hannons Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 166 posts 10-02-2012 at 07:18pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete 5 out of 4 men in my family have trouble with fractions.
realremo Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 455 posts 10-04-2012 at 04:38am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite Dangerfield: "I sat down at the bar, bartender says 'what'll ya have?' I say 'surprise me.' He shows me a naked picture of my sister."
ivan_nosnibor Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 782 posts 10-04-2012 at 08:18am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete W.C. Fields on drinking: "Once, we were lost for 3 weeks in the darkest Congo with nothing to live on but food and water".
csontos OP Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,275 posts 10-04-2012 at 11:43pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Minkwelder, of course not. He wanted to see what it felt like to hail a cab.